A Bit of a Whack-a-Doodle

The other day, my neighbour called to say some guy with a backpack was snooping around my barn. When I found him, he was making himself at home and it appeared that he was getting ready to spend the night! Then when I asked him to leave, he asked me what right I had to do that!

It took 2 people to walk him out to the highway and he never came back.

At least, not that we are aware of…….